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a hilarious joke

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

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There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.

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hallowantvenom:

sunrisethefangirl:

typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:

If you can’t reblog this…

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS A DICK

#confirm

The lack of people who reblogged this…

not everyone on tumblr are dicks you dick

If you can reblog this then

Sphere: Reblog this. Seriously.

I’m sorry, I just love that AntVenom is in one of the top reaction photos.

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everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

there’s some sorcery on that comment.. reblogged too..

ughh omg i have to reblog it what is this?

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I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5, and we will just fucking buy an island somewhere, preferably close to the equator, and we will just all be beautiful people and party all night long. There would be little communities where you live with other hipsters or beach bums or fashionistas or skaters, but we would all still be best friends because no one can judge on Tumblr Island. It will be the perfect place, a Utopia of Tumblr.

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let-me-eatcake:

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fuckkyeahhgee:

…Can we?

COUNT ME IN

right now we haven’t even got enough to buy a small house

57,103 x 5 = $285,515

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MORE REBLOGS OKAY MORE REBLOGS

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GUYS LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE.

133974x5=669870

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Reblog if you agree.^

omg i’m soproud of you guys for getting my post to 31,000 & for not being homophobic cunts

if you don’t reblog this, i’m judging you

WHY AREN’T THERE A MILLIONS NOTES

you are not homophobic, you’re just an asshole

wot

REBLOG

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The amount of notes on this is disgusting.

pretty fucking much ^^

And girls

8th grade. he called me fat. I’ll never forget it.

Elementary school, all the boys, even the one I had a crush on.
They called me Twinkie

All the time. Not a year, not a month, not a week. All the time.

i had a crush on him but he told his friend to tell me i was too fat to go out with him

there is no faster way to lose all respect for someone

ugly, all the time. In elementary school. I will never forget.

i remember every single detail this is horrible

My own family.

My ex…

everybody

My dad, my whole class, many other boys and sometimes also girls.. I think everyone did

Like every single one of them, even my dad

Reblog if you’ve ever been called:

letmywristsbleed:

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Attention seeker.
Selfish.
Antisocial.
Rude.
Pathetic.
Alone.
Boring.
Stupid.
Ugly.
Annoying.

Many times

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raydioaktive:

33,363 notes, well done society

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